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New York Homeless Come Together To Transform Their Tent City Into A Safe Quiet Neighborhood

Home Depot® Selling 12V Lithium Powered Cordless Dick Saws Like They're Going Out Of Style

After School Satan Club Receives Backlash From Woke School Board For Not Promoting The Use Of Dildos On Kindergartners

Mom&Pop Ayahuasca Brewers Struggling To Hire Shamans As BigDMT Continues To Dominate The Market

Despite Offering A Medical Breakthrough On Cartilage Regeneration, KneeGrow™ Unable To Attract Customers And Files For Bankruptcy

While Graynin Had No Intention Of Fucking His Slave Whore, There Was No Way He Was Going To Lose This Game And Give Varnor The Opportunity To Have No Intention Of Fucking The Slave Whore

BREAKING NEWS: The United States Is Now Under A Massive Dicktatorship

"Stop. Listen. I'm going to put this bone dry finger up your twat. You got five seconds to make that shit wet. 5...4... Whoa whoa whoa! Don't you look way from me. We're keepin' intense eye contact...3...2...hope you're slippery sloppery...1."

Idealistic ZipLock Bag Has Dreams Of Holding Beads And Trinkets For Children

Majority Of Students Find Mr. Murphy's Math Class Boring: "When am I ever going to use this? It has nothing to do with racism."

Rich Kid With Defense Attorney Father Really Putting His Dad's Skills To The Test

Building Collapse Beats Myocarditis By Mere Seconds To Secure Coveted 'Cause Of Death' Spot On Local Man's Death Certificate

No One Has The Heart To Tell These Two Enthusiastic Software Developers 'The Moment Has Passed'

NASA Mars Mission Suffering From Rampant Social Anxiety Due To Astronauts Complaining About One Another Behind Each Others' Backs: "I don't understand, Major Green said she was satisfied with my work."