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"It is true that, historically, the negro has been put to work double penetrating our white women. However, let us not be narrow minded, the negro is also well suited to spit roasting our women. I hope this clears up any concerns you all may have regarding my latest venture: Negro SexFarm™."

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@Shadowman311 Intelligence agencies can coordinate/collude with non-US citizen business owners (CEOs), but can't with US citizen business owners. This is why all the major tech firms have Indian CEOs.

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Recent Renovations To NYC's Laguardia's Terminal F Offers 'Rural-Feel' To Customers The only thing anyone can prove my forefathers were guilty of was fucking bitches. And given that I a handsome motherfucker, we can conclude they fucked hot bitches. And I'll fuck the shit out of any bitch that says that is a crime.

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