NASA Mars Mission Suffering From Rampant Social Anxiety Due To Astronauts Complaining About One Another Behind Each Others' Backs: "I don't understand, Major Green said she was satisfied with my work."
@Dwalrus I dunno man, I just report the news.
@Dwalrus If it's based on my searches, NASA would be reduced to only allowing paperclips and old used tires to enroll as astronauts... and just typing that is about to take paperclips off the list.