The Coopsters @thecoopsters@angrytoday.com
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
The Dick Shaped Rape Whistle: Blow Hard To Alert Others That A Sexual Predator Is Cumming
The Coopsters Stopped Using Condoms After Establishing A Stable, Sex-Filled Relationship With His 3rd Grade Teacher Mrs. Henderson
Coopsters' Latest Fashion Line Popular Across The Political Spectrum: "I want to heal the divide in this country, so I can then split it back in two."
Dr. Professor Coopsters, Ph.D.'s Personal Library Contains Thousands Of Leather Bound Prints, Which Many Believe Holds The Complete Record Of Mankind's Knowledge Of Playboy® From 1953 To The Present
The Coopsters Saves Woman's Life Using His Patented 'Hymen-Lick Maneuver': "I didn't know she was choking."
Train Derailment Isn't Going To Stop Indians From Swarming
Master Ascetic Realizes Drugs, Sex, And Rock&Roll A Much Faster Route To Enlightenment
Man Still Believes 'Having A Career' The Best Way To Save His Soul
"It is true that, historically, the negro has been put to work double penetrating our white women. However, let us not be narrow minded, the negro is also well suited to spit roasting our women. I hope this clears up any concerns you all may have regarding my latest venture: Negro SexFarm™."
Castle Därtürńiæn's Cheap Sale Price Finally Made Sense To Doug Upon Returning Home From Work After The Year's First Snow
Latest Diet Fad Promotes Eating Only Organic, Locally Sourced, Free Range, Gluten-Free, Fair Trade, Vegan, Kosher Foods
Nearly Empty Tube Of KY Jelly Wishes Owner Would Fuck Hotter Bitches
Glasses Of Red Wine Hope Drinkers Enjoy The Anal Sex They Were Discussing Over The First Half Of The Bottle
Captain Maverick Regrets Staying Up All Night Doing Shots And Talking 'Hella Shit' About The Enemy's Talent
Recent Renovations To NYC's Laguardia's Terminal F Offers 'Rural-Feel' To Customers
Radiology Student Shocked To Learn Ultra Sound Breast Scans Aren't A Legitimate Form Of Pornography: "I knew the scans would be in black and white, but this is ridiculous!"
American Talent Scout Heard Desperation In Sven Larson's Voice And Attributed It To His Need To Relocate To A Latitude Less Than FUCKING° COLD'
Social Media Prodigy Known For Posting In All Caps And Appending 'FUCKING FAGGOT' To Every Line
Intellectuals Are Too Racist To Make Significant Contributions To Woke Science
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
