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Prophetic Hedge Fund Manager Scores Big After Shorting Every Stock Days Prior To The Battle At Armageddon

Folded Protein Always Looks Like He Just Got Out Of Bed

Doctor Really Wishes Medical School Would Have Taught Him How To Perform Surgeries

Man Didn't Expect Dying Old And Alone Would Be So Peaceful

Man Suspects Twitter Interfered With His Erection

"Hello Judy. You're a very pretty lady. I'm certain you'll enjoy me. So just close your eyes and relax. I'll be out of your hair...I mean, in your hair in 20 seconds."

The Lord came down to see the tower, which the cheerleaders had built.

"They are one troop, and they work in harmony, and this is only the beginning of what they will do."

So the Lord scattered them to the ground and enrolled them in different colleges. And this is why cheerleaders are dumb.

Child Happy To Report The Heart Wrenching Burden Of Existence Has Yet To Fully Infect Her Eternal Soul

Long Time Gaia Viewer Has Revelation About Gaia's Revelation: "Holy shit, Tim's legit."

BREAKING NEWS: The Coopsters Has Updated His Bio

Canadian Health Department Releases New Series Of Ads Promoting State Assisted Euthanasia: "You'll have to die sooner or later, why not get it over with now."

Man Doesn't Understand Why A Square, A Circle, And Then A Collection Of Straight Lines At Various Angles Is Considered 'Hateful'

Anti-Semitic Twitter Can't Stop Kanye West From Showing The World That The Nazis Are Smaller Than The Great Nation Of Israel

Conductor Certain 'This Old Girl' Will Tokyo Drift Just Fine On The Next Bend

Pilot Decides Today Is The Day To See If 'This Baby' Can Do A Barrel Roll

Local Police Are Reporting Significant Delays On All Ferries Traveling To And From Port Hallock And The Outer Bank Islands And Are Asking Commuters To Find Other Means Of Travel This Evening And Possibly Tomorrow Morning

"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably the FBI."