BREAKING NEWS: With The West's Recent Repeal Of The #StopAsianHate Mandate, The Coopsters' 'Slant-Eye Slaughter House' Is Now Operating At Full Capacity
Derek Chauvin's Cohorts Concerned They Will Receive A Similar Sentence With Only A Fraction Of The Fame And Glory Lavished Upon "Their Boy" Mr. "Chauvin-istic Pig" #StopAsianHate
Man Canceled For Hating (Himself For Forgetting It's) Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month #StopAsianHate
Woke Community Wishes Jackie Chan Would Just Handle His #StopAsianHate Problem So They Can Get Back To #BLM
Woke Community Embarks On Nationwide #StopAsianHate Campaign, Asians Really Wishing They All Didn't Look Alike: "I no Chinese, why you speak fo' me?"
New Law Requires Asian Massage Parlor Workers Work In 'Whiteface', Massage Parlor Owners Worry Less 'Happy Endings' To Come #StopAsianHate
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