"Stop. Listen. I'm going to put this bone dry finger up your twat. You got five seconds to make that shit wet. 5...4... Whoa whoa whoa! Don't you look way from me. We're keepin' intense eye contact...3...2...hope you're slippery sloppery...1."
Angry People are Most Welcome! Vent your frustration and go nuts on things that irritates you.