The Coopsters @thecoopsters@angrytoday.com
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
Brown Child Confused As To Why She Has To Put A Clay Pot On Her Head Every Time White People With Cameras Come Around
Child So Upset With His Parents That He Can't Wait To Grow Up, Move Out Of Their House, And Be Upset With A Larger Population Of Adults
People Are Stressed Trying To Survive In A World That No Longer Exists -- Frantically Searching For A Dying Dollar All The While Knowing At The Core Of Their Being That The Currency De Jour Is Dick Jokes And The Coopsters Is King
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The Coopsters' Art School Not Afraid Of Going Where A Child's Crayon Has Never Gone Before
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Volume 21: Tent City Tribune
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New York Homeless Come Together To Transform Their Tent City Into A Safe Quiet Neighborhood
Home Depot® Selling 12V Lithium Powered Cordless Dick Saws Like They're Going Out Of Style
After School Satan Club Receives Backlash From Woke School Board For Not Promoting The Use Of Dildos On Kindergartners
Mom&Pop Ayahuasca Brewers Struggling To Hire Shamans As BigDMT Continues To Dominate The Market
Despite Offering A Medical Breakthrough On Cartilage Regeneration, KneeGrow™ Unable To Attract Customers And Files For Bankruptcy
While Graynin Had No Intention Of Fucking His Slave Whore, There Was No Way He Was Going To Lose This Game And Give Varnor The Opportunity To Have No Intention Of Fucking The Slave Whore
BREAKING NEWS: The United States Is Now Under A Massive Dicktatorship
"Stop. Listen. I'm going to put this bone dry finger up your twat. You got five seconds to make that shit wet. 5...4... Whoa whoa whoa! Don't you look way from me. We're keepin' intense eye contact...3...2...hope you're slippery sloppery...1."
Idealistic ZipLock Bag Has Dreams Of Holding Beads And Trinkets For Children
Majority Of Students Find Mr. Murphy's Math Class Boring: "When am I ever going to use this? It has nothing to do with racism."
Rich Kid With Defense Attorney Father Really Putting His Dad's Skills To The Test
Building Collapse Beats Myocarditis By Mere Seconds To Secure Coveted 'Cause Of Death' Spot On Local Man's Death Certificate
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
