The Coopsters @thecoopsters@angrytoday.com
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
No One Has The Heart To Tell These Two Enthusiastic Software Developers 'The Moment Has Passed'
NASA Mars Mission Suffering From Rampant Social Anxiety Due To Astronauts Complaining About One Another Behind Each Others' Backs: "I don't understand, Major Green said she was satisfied with my work."
Prophetic Hedge Fund Manager Scores Big After Shorting Every Stock Days Prior To The Battle At Armageddon
Doctor Really Wishes Medical School Would Have Taught Him How To Perform Surgeries
Man Didn't Expect Dying Old And Alone Would Be So Peaceful
"Hello Judy. You're a very pretty lady. I'm certain you'll enjoy me. So just close your eyes and relax. I'll be out of your hair...I mean, in your hair in 20 seconds."
The Lord came down to see the tower, which the cheerleaders had built.
"They are one troop, and they work in harmony, and this is only the beginning of what they will do."
So the Lord scattered them to the ground and enrolled them in different colleges. And this is why cheerleaders are dumb.
Child Happy To Report The Heart Wrenching Burden Of Existence Has Yet To Fully Infect Her Eternal Soul
Long Time Gaia Viewer Has Revelation About Gaia's Revelation: "Holy shit, Tim's legit."
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
