The Coopsters @thecoopsters@angrytoday.com
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
@BigDuck I fucked my bangin' hot girlfriend.
@Shadowman311 Intelligence agencies can coordinate/collude with non-US citizen business owners (CEOs), but can't with US citizen business owners. This is why all the major tech firms have Indian CEOs.
Nearly Empty Tube Of KY Jelly Wishes Owner Would Fuck Hotter Bitches
Glasses Of Red Wine Hope Drinkers Enjoy The Anal Sex They Were Discussing Over The First Half Of The Bottle
Captain Maverick Regrets Staying Up All Night Doing Shots And Talking 'Hella Shit' About The Enemy's Talent
@KiKi88 I like FuckWhores, Ohio.
Recent Renovations To NYC's Laguardia's Terminal F Offers 'Rural-Feel' To Customers
@dave I've normalized fucking alone.
@mushroom_soup It's called rape.
@Effortless@noagendasocial.com The only thing anyone can prove my forefathers were guilty of was fucking bitches. And given that I a handsome motherfucker, we can conclude they fucked hot bitches. And I'll fuck the shit out of any bitch that says that is a crime. #BigDicksMatter
@MelGibsonafter4Beers @RadixVerum Makes sense, yellow isn't a color. It's a fever and the bigger the tits, the hotter the fever.
Radiology Student Shocked To Learn Ultra Sound Breast Scans Aren't A Legitimate Form Of Pornography: "I knew the scans would be in black and white, but this is ridiculous!"
American Talent Scout Heard Desperation In Sven Larson's Voice And Attributed It To His Need To Relocate To A Latitude Less Than FUCKING° COLD'
@SirRichard That's why he's a 'prodigy'.
Social Media Prodigy Known For Posting In All Caps And Appending 'FUCKING FAGGOT' To Every Line
@mangeurdenuage Ping me on day 40, my lord.
Intellectuals Are Too Racist To Make Significant Contributions To Woke Science
Ex-Navy Seal 🎖️ fluent in French women 🥖 and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm 🦙, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 🗽, and annihilated the Gray alien race 👽, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
