@ademan You'd be impressed by what is required to penetrate both her lower and upper intestines.
@Humpleupagus Thank god I'm everywhere Fauker.
@Matty What about us whities?
@mushroom_soup China is a myth. It doesn't exist. The idea was created by the CIA to make us work harder in fear of losing our jobs to a bunch of small dicked yellow humanoids. Don't be so gullible.
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