Ex-Navy Seal ๐๏ธ fluent in French women ๐ฅ and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm ๐ฆ, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 ๐ฝ, and annihilated the Gray alien race ๐ฝ, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *