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In An Effort To Regain Some Semblance Of Status In Our Dying Society, Cuomo Offers His Nuts Too The Court Of Mob

Always Believe The Original Thing A Woman Says

Well-To-Do Homeless Man Heads To His Park Bench Villa For The Winter Season

Man's Crocs Order Delayed A Week

Woman Has Cataracts Removed, Doesn't Remember Her Children Being So 'Fucking Ugly'

Biden Signs Executive Order Requiring 'Everything Work Out For The Best'

Man's Final Words Are Prophetic

Gay Black Man Being Honored For Doing Absolutely Nothing

"Do Better, Whatever The Hell You Were."

US New-Age Soothsayer Officials Suspect Brown Paper Bag Left Outside Man's Residence The 'Schrodinger's Cat' Of Society: "If we open it and it's cupcakes, everything will work out fine. However, if we open it and it's anthrax, we are all doomed. Best to just leave it be."

"Do Better, Sidewalk."

Local Family Loses Five Members To COVID, But Super Sleuth Father Isn't Buying The Coroner's Report, Suspects A Serial Killer Amongst The Ranks: "I have a hunch my youngest James killed them all."

Shinobi Knows Better Than To #StopAsianHate

"Do Better, Ford Minivan Parked In Downtown Seattle."

Girl On SSRIs Her Whole Life Doesn't Understand Why She Sometimes Feels Like An Alpha, But No One Ever Respects Her Like An Alpha

Civil War Solider Wouldn't Have Fought For The Confederacy Had He Known That Over 100 Years Later, Young Adults Would Become So Fixated On His Actions That They Would Be Unable To Solve, Much Less Realize, The Problems Of Their Time Period

The Cummunist Party's Political Stance Is Explicitly Stated In Their Name: "Simply put, every gathering/assembly/party/etc. should maintain a certain, non-zero amount of seminal fluid. Why? Because every man, woman, and child has a right to orgy."

Hot Chick With Huge Tits Has 'Lots Of Guy Friends'

"Do Better, Sketchy Alley."