The Coopsters @thecoopsters@angrytoday.com

The Coopsters Signs Up For A 10 Season History Channel Show Where He And Mr. Bubblers Go To Haunted Houses Around The World, Take A Bunch Of LSD, And Then Lock Themselves In The House For 3 Days Straight: "You're not going to find this level of confusion anywhere else."

Woman Has A Good Point--If You're Making Jokes, It's Because You Aren't Getting Your Head In The Game, You Aren't Willing To Commit To The Task At Hand, Instead You Giggle Like An Amateur When You Should Be Doing What You Were Born To Do--This Is What We Play For: "Oorah, Oorah!"

Child Diagnosed With A Rare Genetic Disease, Where At Any Moment, The Problematic Gene Can Become Active: "Today, tomorrow, next week, next year -- no one knows, but at some point in her life, she will be hit by a bus."

Honest Sex Offender Will Not 'Flow Sick Ass Rhymes Like A Lyrical Masta' While Raping His Next Victim

Non-Woke Don't Believe Wokes Will 'Go Nuclear' When They Come To Realize Every Policy They Supported Was A Nail In Their Coffin: "Even a self-righteous whore won't close her legs as she 'doubles down' on sucking wart covered dicks in a piss filled gutter of her own urine."

95% Chance You Are The Person I'm Talking About You Fucking Piece Of Shit

Man's Dick Goes Woke In The Hopes Of Attaining Some Equality Of Outcome

Professional, Amateur, And Hobbyist Snuff Artists Still Upset Ted Bundy's Career Was Cut So Short: "It's a tragic loss. He was really going somewhere new with the art form--cutting new trails--and then, out of nowhere, he's executed by the great state of Florida."

Man's Spirit Animal Is A Ukrainian Politician

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Californians Who Don't Own A Beach Home Can't Believe There Are Americans That Actually Want To Live In A 'Fly Over State': "It's sad that most of this country is filled with uncultured hillbillies."

Frog Not Here To Make Friends: "Either you have $10 and want to lick my anus or not."

Justin Timberlake's Ukraine Benefit Concert Will Be Raising Money To Help Volodymyr Zelenskyy And His Cabinet Accrue More Wealth Before The Number Of Westerners Who Realize They've Been Played Reaches A Critical Mass

Female Pilot Identifies As A Man Moments Before Crashing $100M Fighter Jet Into The China Sea

The Coopsters Updates His Profile Because If You Stand For Nothing, You Fall For Everything

Tech Company Fires Last Non-Woke Employee And Is Now Hiring People Who Can Take The Reigns On 10+ Year Old Projects With Massive Codebases That Require Extremely Specific Knowledge And Skills

Cambridge Analytics At It Again With New Domestic Terrorism T-Shirt Aimed At Recruiting The Youth And Beta Adults

Man Can't Believe He Ate His Own Feces In Front Of Everyone At Work While They Threw Buckets Of Fermenting Urine On Him

Petty Officer Priscilla's Prying Peepers Privy To Private's Private

US Military Just Waiting For The Green Light To Kill Every American Citizen For Their Crime Of Being Displeasing To The Three Major Branches Of Government