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Tech Community Confident They've Purged All 'Racists'

"Walk it off."

As World Economy Implodes, National Debt Clock Reassigned To Display Death Toll

Fallschirmjäger Coopsters Von Pïmpin' Proud To Have Fought On 'The Wrong Side Of History': "Der unterhund hat das größte herz."

The High Council Of Men Unanimously Agree Women 'Getting A Little Too Uppity' These Days

Hooker's Crotch Smells Like Stanky Fish

Rock Confident He Is Prepared For Climate Change

Man Excited For 'Acting Like He's Doing'-Work Tomorrow Just Realized Tomorrow Is Sunday

US Government Assures Citizens Inflation Is At A Minimum Despite ATMs Requiring Withdrawals In Denominations Of $1 Million

Unretouched Time Magazine Cover Featuring Harry And Meghan Markle Leaked To TMZ

Fearing A New QAnon Shaman Has Been Anointed, Capitol Police Have Enlisted A Level 7 Antifa Wizard For This Weekend's Protest

Loiterer Shocked He Was Able To Get Your Attention

Professional Rapist Really Wants To Get Back To 'The Office', Finds It Difficult To Make A 'Personal Connection' On Zoom®

Just Like That <snap>, John Understood Method Acting--He Dropped The Act And Became 'Starving African Child Too Weak To Shoo Fly From Eye'

Black Man Pretty Sure #BLM Has Made Him Invincible

"Do Better, Ocean."

Year 2045: Woke Community Wonders Where All The Racist, Sexist, Homophobes Have Gone

You Don't Remember, But 12 Years Ago, You Acted Unjustly Towards 4 Individuals Who Have Since Been The Reason Your Life Has Gone So Poorly, But Fortunately For You, They Want To Move On With Their Lives And Will Do So Tomorrow After Killing You In A Gruesome, Horrific Manner