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Ex-Navy Seal ποΈ fluent in French women π₯ and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm π¦, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 π½, and annihilated the Gray alien race π½, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
Man Unsure What Sexual Fantasy Anime Character Fulfills, But He Is 'Sure As All Hell' At Least 15 Cocks Will Violate It By Cartoon's End
QAnon Shaman Incorrectly Assumed Being White Was A 'Get Out Of Jail Free'-Card, Decides To Remove White Face Mask And Reveal Himself As Jamal Leonard.
All Charges Dropped.
US Treasury Prints Single Trillion Dollar Bill To Settle Debt With China, Xi Jinping Having A Hard Time Breaking It: "δ½ ζιΆι±ε?"
Woke Mob Suspends All Active Cancels To Focus On Destroying Everyone Associated With New American History Textbook That Dedicates Only 3/4 Of A Page To African American History
Prankster Pentagon Officials Seeking Cancel Reveal UFO Report Confirms Aliens Are Real And Are Commonly Known As "Black People"
ERRATA: Four Legged Man From Previous Story Claims To Have Five Legs.
BREAKING NEWS: Officials Confirm Four Legged Man's Fifth Leg Is A Very Long Penis.
OP ED: Limbless Brother Of Four Legged Man With Large Penis Should Make The Joke That He Has A Pogo Stick. That'd Be Awesome!
Local Troll Comes Across A Motocross Forum Thread From 1998, Where 10 Individuals Are Discussing A Particular After-Market Carburetor For A Suzuki Dirt Bike.
It Goes Without Saying, The Troll Joined The Forum And Replied To The Last Message In The Thread: "You guys are weird."
Man With No Legs Wishes His Four Legged Brother Would Offer Two For Transplant: "If he'd donate one of his arms to me, I'd slap him upside the head with it."
On The Eve Of His Retirement, Chemist Mixes Every Chemical He Can Find Into A Single Flask And The 'Hail Mary Concoction' Pays Off Big Time
Salt Lake City's 'Easy Come Easy Go' Dumpster Company Hires Porn Marketing Firm To Help With Rebranding
Porn Marketers Apply Their Talents To Wholesome Family Business
GameStop Pivots Business From Selling Games To Hoarding Cash
Woke Intel Report: Strip Mall In Middletown, Ohio Source Of All Modern "Nazi Racists"
Fallen Soldiers Thank Americans For Honoring Their Sacrifice
The Johnson Family Installs Executive Team To Oversee Day-To-Day Household Operations
Boss Appreciates Female Employee's 'Outside The Box'-Solution: "I like it. Which one of the guys gave you that idea?"
Europeans Celebrate Memorial Day By Saying Whatever Is On Their Minds As Woke Americans Step Away From Their Computers For The Holiday
Ex-Navy Seal ποΈ fluent in French women π₯ and who single handedly unpredicted the Mayan 2012 cataclysm π¦, prevented a 4th tower from going down on 9/11 π½, and annihilated the Gray alien race π½, effectively saving humanity (for last).
* Use to also be at http://twitter.com/thecoopsters, but oddly enough someone at Twitter didn't appreciate The Coopsters' world-class journalism. *
Joined Mar 2021
