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> A worker standing in a liquor line says, “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.” Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?” “No,” he replied. “The line there was even longer than the line here.”

apparently you can just label 20% of your population "fascist" to cancel and "deplatform" them and at the same time can consider your "democracy" a full success.

fast forward some years the "fascists" - anyone disagreeing with the way the "current thing" is handled - are at >40% and you have no idea how that could happen because you talked big about "nip them in the bud!!1", larping as red brigade or something. you of course ignored the problems of your society & poured oil into fires with fascistoid rhetorics yourself. not noticing that tightening the clamps just puts things nearer to their breaking point.

I'm seeing lots of posts from journalists saying "We journalists will never stick around on Mastodon unless we get this or that feature that makes it more like Twitter".

I'm OK with that. Journalists are welcome not to stick around. No-one's forcing them to be here. I'm happy just to share the space with my friends. Not being broadcast to is, if anything, a feature.

i think it would be funny if people just stopped paying their taxes en masse.

:blobcatadorable: oh you were just giving all of it away to other countries so obviously you didn't need it
:blobfoxdisapprove: listen here you little shits

I made this 4 years ago when a famous VC made a tweet that "You don't need to have money to create a startup".

hitstartup.com/creating-startu

I think its time for a part 2 and this time I'm going fill the entire strip and more with lies propagated by the media about a single "Self made Billionaire".

No prizes for guessing who that's going to be.

#comics #entrepreneurship #startup #money

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