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pronoun shitpost 

Remember, your pronouns should consist of at least 10 characters from at least three of the following categories:
- uppercase letters
- lowercase letters
- digits
- special characters

Better: use a pronoun manager and generate unique long pronouns for every service.

I have used this double album since early/mid 1990s when I need to get "in the zone" for productive programming. Never let me down. Haven't found any other music so good at it (for me).

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

― Ellen Goodman

I'm kinda surprised myself. It's not an easy task to find so many idiots

- gestern: Atomkraft, NEIN Danke
- heute: Atomkrieg, JA Bitte

- gestern: Mord
- heute: Solidarität

- gestern: rechtsextreme Nazitruppe
- heute: hier hast du 100 Mrd €

- für Grundrechte: verbreiten das Killervirus
- für BLM/ Ukraine: verbreiten Solidarität

Wir leben im Zirkus.

Hello Mastodon art people! I’m Julia, an illustrator and naturalist from Germany. I’ve quit all social media a few years ago because addictive algorithms, ads, infinite scrolling and tracking surveillance were killing my creativity.
Mastodon is likely the last social media experiment I’ll try. Here are some birds for you, because although I’ve left Twitter, I love drawing birds.
#MastoArt #art #illustration #birds #watercolor #TraditionalArt

Hot take people should have the freedom to make dumb choices that reduce their lifespan significantly. Liberty or death.

I know this is a bit of a longshot:

I'm looking for an audio recording of the LA Dodgers broadcast at the Marlins on April 5-7, 1993.

The color commentator for the Durham Bulls (AAA affiliate, TB Rays) is one Scott Pose, formerly of the Florida Marlins and NY Yankees. He grew up listening to Vin Scully on the radio and would love to have heard Vin call a game with him in it. The games I listed are, in theory, when that happened.

Tagging #baseball fans @phessler and @w8emv

🤞 :boost_ok:

BREAKING NEWS: In light of the Pope's statement blaming Nato for the Ukraine Crisis, PayPal has canceled the Vatican's account.

Remember the outcry for Microsoft buying GitHub and developers (allegedly) leaving en masse? It didn't happen and GitHub is as a monopoly today as it was back then. Musk/Twitter is analogous. We need to make federated alternatives better than centralized ones. Outcry won't do it.

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