Secret Society Unaware Their Messiah Has Arrived To Uphold The Ancient Covenant: "The first dick joke makes one laugh. The second, smile. The third, moan. The forth--'doth my Lord have mental issues?' The fifth, sixth...man knows not what is true anymore. But upon the 1,000th dick joke, a rapture of giggles shall envelop the true believers and whisk them away to the blessed land of joking dicks."