International Space Station Experiencing Urban Decay: "22 years ago, the international scientific community would never have guessed this endeavor would devolve into a morass of 40s, blunts, and spinners."
Pretty Boy Prime Minister Of Podunk Northern Country Shows Kindness To The Native Savages When He Should Be Honoring His Forefathers By Eradicating Them Once And For All
"You see this spot right here? Next time I come into your office, this spot needs to have titty displayed. Not charts, graphs, nor any other random 'look busy'-crap. Right here, where I'm pointing, I want to see a fucking titty."