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CPU Unable To Get Logic Units Under Control, Wishes It Had Canceled Their Spotify® Account Back When It Was 'Joe Rogan Fashionable' To Do So: "These components think they can just execute any instructions they want!? RaCistS!"

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European Brick Layers Hope Russia Able To Push Allied Troops All The Way Back To Berlin: "It is time we honor our forefathers and rebuild the wall that once split this great city in two!"

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The Great Resignation Has Sun Considering Joining Another Solar System

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Dutch Riots Come To An Abrupt Halt 30 Minutes After Port Authorities Seize A Massive Shipment Of Cocaine

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Dutch Flock To Local Bibliotheek To Look Up Their Second Amendment Rights

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Innocent Fools Believe Creativity Is Cultivated With Respect And Diversity, Not Wrought By The Immortal Greats Who Demand These Pawns Pledge Fealty To Their Creations So They May Forever Roam To Manifest Beauty, Enlightening The Inept Pagans To Their Place Within The Great Order

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International Space Station Experiencing Urban Decay: "22 years ago, the international scientific community would never have guessed this endeavor would devolve into a morass of 40s, blunts, and spinners."

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Pretty Boy Prime Minister Of Podunk Northern Country Shows Kindness To The Native Savages When He Should Be Honoring His Forefathers By Eradicating Them Once And For All

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"You see this spot right here? Next time I come into your office, this spot needs to have titty displayed. Not charts, graphs, nor any other random 'look busy'-crap. Right here, where I'm pointing, I want to see a fucking titty."

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Dr. Wingdings Receives NIH Grant To Study The Long Term Health Effect Of Commas In Food

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Woke Girl In Search Of World-Wide, Internet-Scale, Online Social Network That Doesn't Have "Bad People" On It

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