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Biden Declares Too Many Immigrants, 50% Need To Go "One Way Or Another"

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Little Known Fact: A Gay Dude And A Baller Are More Alike Than Different

Massive Calving Iceberg Doesn't Kill Millions, Very Anti-'Climate'tic

"I had dysentery you see..and was chained to 2 other passengers, in the dark damp holds for 2 or so weeks now. And that storm violently tossed the ship about -- I couldn't see, but smelled shit and fear -- with water flooding the bilge, I gave so 'not a fuck', it was awesome!"

Congolese War Lord, Matumbo Limbsoffsie, Doesn't Understand The Phrase 'Black Lives Matter' #BLM

Captain Harris Was A Master Helmsman, But A Promotion To 'Captain' May Have Not Been The Best Way To Honor His Talents

UP NEXT: Pudgy White Guy About To Seriously Hurt Himself Hundreds Of Miles From The Nearest Hospital

"Before buying, can I get an estimate regarding how long these walls would hold under siege from, let's say, the town commoners below?"

Fan Ad Where Asian Lady's Eyes Widen/Whiten Deemed 'Not Racist' Given #StopAsianHate Precedence

Little Does Becky Know, But When The Fabric Of Society Disintegrates, There Will Be Approximately 45 Cocks Shredding Her Innards In Retribution For All The Manipulative Woke Games She Played At Work

Man With Crushed Soul Who Listlessly Replies "#WomenInCode Is The Future" Every Time Coworkers Bring Up Woke Nonsense Needs To Act With A Little More Sincerity Else His Name Will Go 'On The List'

Mars And Venus Distance Themselves From Earth To Stay Out Of Its Self-Destructive Path

9mm Police Slug Praying His Final Destination Isn't A Black Man's Head, Doesn't Want To Spend Rest Of Life In An Evidence Room

Unwoke Tech Employees Dreading Next Week's 'Diversity And Equality'-Charade (Previously Known As A 'Work Week')