...And Then You Find Yourself In The Dickless Dimension Theorized In The Seminal Works Of Countless Dickamaticians, Where The Cockulus And Ballgebra Have No Symbols Capable Of Expressing The Feeling Of Floating Dickless, Devoid Of The Constant Tug Of Carnal Balls Pulling You Into The Incarnate Dickery You Always Believed To Be The One True Reality
...There Is Nothing To Fear -- It's All Perfectly Natural -- The Sounds You Hear Are The Angels Of Dick Beckoning You Towards Gaia's Gooey Galactic Cooter So You May Join In The Cosmic Reckoning That Shall Gush Forth Across The Fabric Of Reality -- Fear Not, For This Experience Is 100% Safe And Effective
Bawks From The Coop
Volume 21: Tent City Tribune
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